(R. Turk/F. Ahlert)
You're mean to me
Why must you be mean to me
Gee, honey it seems to me
You love to see me crying
I don't know why I stay home
Each night when you left all alone
Singing the blues and crying
You treat me coldly
Each day in the year
You always scold me
Whenever you're...
Mean to...Whatever
I went down to the beach
And saw Kiki and she was all like errr
And I'm Like Whatever
Then this chick comes upto me
And she's all like hey arn't you that dude
And I'm Like Yeah Whatever
So Later I'm I'm at the pool hall
And this girl comes up and she's all like awwww
And I'm Like Yeah Whatever
CHORUS
Cause this is my untied states of whatever
And this is my untited states of whatever
And this is my untited states of whatever
And then its three AM I'm on the corner wearing my leather
This dude comes up and he's like hey punk
I'm Like Yeah Whatever
Then I'm throwing dice in the alley
Officer Leroy comes up
And he's like hey I thought I told you to
And I'm like Yeah Whatever
And then up comes Zaphron
I'm Like Yo Zaphron wats up
He's Like nothing I'm Like Thats cool
CHORUS
Cause this is my united states of whatever
And this is my united states of whatever