Well there' women in the city that make me feel shitty
And there's some that make me pack a wad
But the ones that are fine, oh will never be mine
They won't even give me the time of day
1st Chorus:
I ain't got no money, i ain't got no home
I gotta find me a bim to live with tonight
2nd Chorus:
Sport'n a woody, when you're walkin' by
Sport'n a woody, when you're titties fly
Sport'n a woody, rippin' my fly
Sport'n a woody, till the day i die yeah
Well my woody gets big when you're takin' a swig
And your drink's makin you loosen up
Starts a-talkin' to me, well look down and you'll see
What the hell i been talkin' about
1st Chorus
2nd Chorus
Don't know what i'm gonna do, can't stop lookin' at you
'Cause you're sure lookin' nice to me
Well i wish you were sedated
So i could at least penetrate you
For an hour, maybe three yeah
I can't go downtown much, all the working girl butts
ya know they really make my woody happy
But in the night clubs and such
And all the corner sluts
Might just make my waistband go snappy!
Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody, for the rest of my life I'll be...
2nd Chorusyour wish is my command!
have you heard this talk about eye contact?
gonna be the downfall of this town.
first the photographs take you to the right hand.
leads you to the authority mold.
paranoia will write this world prayer
make sure that you fit in the right holes
but when you take his offer, you're done for,
done for, done for, oh-oo-oh-oh!
phantoms in pockets, we're in panic,
making order in total disgust
oh, they read a list of all who cannot stay
take you down, on the ground.
paranoia will write this world prayer
make sure that you fit in the right holes
but when you take his offer, you're done for,
done for, done for, Oh-oo-oh-oh!
make sure you learn to beware your neighbor,
bolt the doors and hire your guards.
suck your life with their virus called language,
someone told you this all would go down.
and the last thing you see is the luster,
hold the razor, goodbye to your friends.
would your underground please call the mayor,
call the neighbor, call your friends.
paranoia will write this world prayer
make sure that you fit in the right holes
but when you take his offer, you're done for,
done for, done for, Oh-oo-oh-oh!
when he first saw you, you didn't need no protection
eyes trained on your mouth, you'll learn to take him.
mmmm. it's a brand new power.
my friend had her questions right
beware your neighbor
haven't you heard, haven't you heard
that we're done for. done for. Oh.
learn to beware your neighbor
and the right mode.
haven't you heard?
haven't you heard,
that we're done for, done for?
when i count down from ten
you'll feel the lead in your lids
you've no need to resist,
and wake up refreshed Hah!